Meet the Minions (But Don't "Meat" The Cow)

       In order to maintain her excellent self-confidence, The Cow needs followers . . . henchmen, toadies, stooges, subordinates, lackeys . . . minions. In other words, people who will support her compulsive eating habits and even join her in the festivities.

The Cow has three little lackeys whom we will refer to as "Minion M," "Minion L," and "Minion C."

Let me introduce Minion M--the oldest, and possibly most devoted toady

Minion M is a very friendly and sociable little 12 year old stooge. He enjoys deep thinking, adventures, building things, learning new things, eating, and talking (especially about food).

Minion M and The Cow are great buddies, and enjoy long conversations about food, their obsessions with food, what happens when they don't get enough food, and what their favorite foods are. They enjoy working together because their interests are so similar. When they have free time, they enjoy consuming food together.

Recent quotes worth committing to memory?

Minion M: "I need to be a hobbit, so I can have 'second dinner.'"

The Cow: "Yeah . . . when I stay up too late I have to eat again."

Minion M: "When I don't eat for a while I get really tired--eating is like caffeine to me."

And

Minion M: "Lasagna is my favorite food, because it gets left out and I can keep eating it."