Cooking With The Cow

HOW TO:

Make Cow Pasta

1.5 Cups White Angel Hair Noodles

.5 Cups Cheese Sauce

But, most importantly . . . 

5 Strips of Crunchy Bacon

(if only ice cream would not melt when added to such a concoction, then perhaps The Cow could be infinitely happy)

Just days previous: "I just really need some lunch meet. Seriously; We're out of bacon."

Oh La Vache!

     I've been receiving many complaints about the general lack of posts about The Cow recently. And while I have had fairly decent reasons for the absence, I have heard your cry! I am here to feed your appetite, my friends.

     The Cow has been forced recently to moderate its eating and actually control itself to some extent, making it slightly more difficult to report on its gluttonous behavior.

     However, "cows will be cows." And despite the doctor's warning, it continues to gorge.

     Oh Cow, when will you learn?

Menue for today (it's only been awake for 5 hours):

•Shredded Wheat

•Chicken Al La King

•Tangerine

•Ice Cream

•Chai

•Chocolate

•And More Chicken Al La King

". . . for now. . . I've been distracted."

     She is searching the cabinets and refrigerator ravenously as I type, with a mouth full of chocolate, desperately seeking her next meal.


     In further news, Frech class today enlightened me that the french word for "cow" is vache. Elle Vache sounds more sophisticated than The Cow, I suppose.

(Warning: this post contains graphic and disturbing images)

      I was pondering the idea of a horrifying act this evening and decided to look it up in my handy little MacBook dictionary. The first definition applied to humans--it said: "A person who eats the flesh of other human beings." This--cannibalism--is a terrible, disgusting thing. A very wise man once said that "cannibalism is, in fact, frowned upon in most societies" (Willy Wonka). What truth!

But we must always remember that cannibalism is alive and well in today's world and it is something that we must take seriously.

Now, for The Cow cannibalism is very similar, just minus the human aspect. By definition it is "an animal that feeds on the flesh of its own species" (New Oxford American Dictionary).

The Cow ate steak for dinner tonight.