The Cow has been forced recently to moderate its eating and actually control itself to some extent, making it slightly more difficult to report on its gluttonous behavior.
However, "cows will be cows." And despite the doctor's warning, it continues to gorge.
Oh Cow, when will you learn?
Menue for today (it's only been awake for 5 hours):
•Shredded Wheat
•Chicken Al La King
•Tangerine
•Ice Cream
•Chai
•Chocolate
•And More Chicken Al La King
". . . for now. . . I've been distracted."
She is searching the cabinets and refrigerator ravenously as I type, with a mouth full of chocolate, desperately seeking her next meal.
In further news, Frech class today enlightened me that the french word for "cow" is vache. Elle Vache sounds more sophisticated than The Cow, I suppose.
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